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Diarrhea of a Whimpy Kid

from Went by Parked Dog

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Honesty is truth, truth is beauty, beauty is duty

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I ain’t never punched a stranger
But I ain’t never punched an animal
Never punched a stranger
But ill punch a cow
Any day of the week
If you want to
Punch a stranger
Then don’t
Punch a cow
Cuz you don’t know it yet
But you and that cow are friends
Even though you think you’ve never met
I don’t know you
I think we’re strangers
So punch me
In the eye
When I’m screaming
Why’d you do that
You won’t know me
Cuz we’re strangers
If you see me buying thanksgiving cards
At the store
Don’t punch me in the face
Unless you know
That it’s important
To find your place
With your fist in my face
Dolphins don’t have arms
But people say they’re really smart
But yet they never
Punch people in the face
I guess that’s just the circle of life
Monkeys have arms but they don’t punch people in the face
They’re more prone to throwing feces at them and making strange odd noises
I should write a book about that
And title it
The meaning of life
And I won’t put my name on it
It will be
Anonymous
Anonyminimous
Aminimonimous
A hippopotamus
A dieting hippopotamus
A dining chamber
A place with friends and enemies alike
Feed me to your pet hippopotamus
Who’s on a diet
Tonight

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from Went, released April 9, 2012

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